Aziz is the best kicker of our football team.

A ‘tire kicker’ is a person who goes to buy a car or other motor vehicle but cannot make a decision on what to buy or not satisfied with what is available, and so ends up buying nothing.

During a casual conversation, Patterson told his friend that when it came to arguing ‘his wife was a good kicker’ to mean that she’d make her point direct with much force and eventually win the argument as kickers in football matches did, but his friend mistook the expression and started gossiping that ‘Patterson’s wife would literally ‘kick’ him whenever they argued.